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"Happy UN Holocaust Day on January 27!
JERUSALEM (Palestine): "Happy UN
Holocaust Day on January 27! Thank God for the Hoaxoco$t!" That`s what the sign
says outside the Palestinian Institute for Christian-Islamic Reconciliation here
in de-Zionized Jerusalem. Our DWWS reporter was puzzled that anyone would even
mention the totally discredited "UN Hoaxoco$t Day" which had been observed for
only three years [2006-2009] at which time the UN Assembly discreetly distanced
itself from the commemoration of the fictive victims.
The Institute`s spokesman, Yassar Who Arafat II, explained, "It turned out that
the January 27 bogus holiday was the straw that broke the holyhoax`s back. The
zio-joos` elite just went too far by trying to force this shabbiest, sickest,
cheapest, dirtiest of all lies down the world`s throats. When it backfired, the
vomit blew away the Jew State and world Zionist domination with it. So thank God
for Jewish chutzpah which woke us all up from the psychotic nightmare of a
racially pure AshKanNazi master race and its `G-d is a zio-Joo` idiotology."
We asked one of Yassar Who`s assistants about Mr. Arafat`s unusual middle name
and were told that it is an ironic reference to a cheeky remark that Menachem
Bagel used to make, "Yassar Who???," to indicate that in the Bagel`s eyes the
original Yassar Arafat was a non-entity. Well, now the Jew State is the
non-entity.
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TEHERAN: Ernst Nolte and a small group of research assistants are considering
returning to Germany now that the HOG [Holocaust Obsessed Government] nightmare
has passed. In the 1980s Nolte had unleased the "Historikerstreit" [historians
dispute] by arguing that historians should start intellectually debating the
Hitler Period as history and stop morally masturbating [Nietzsche`s term] over
it as myth. Before the "Historikerstreit," overpaid academic gasbags used to
pontificate like, "Oiy veh, efta da Auschwitz der kin`t bee no poeitree."
At any rate, in 2006 Nolte and his researchers were suddenly exiled to the
Iranian Republic in an action very similar to what the Old Soviet Onion took
against Solzhenitsyn in the early 1970s. Both were independent historians, who
would not 100% spout the party line and enjoyed the widespread suport of their
colleagues and the enthusiastic admiration of the general populace. Nolte said
that the idea that Auschwitz was absolute evil was absolute bullshit and glad
that the nightmare was over.
He also expressed profound gratitude to the Iranian government for its support
of German human rights activists during their long struggle against the toxic
fumes of the Auschwitz Lie but felt that -like the great Russian- he should
return to his homeland to help defend against a backsliding into the holyhoax
pit.
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CHICAGO: The World Council of
Religions announced that its "Special Sub-Committee: Is Judyism a Religion?" has
issued its final report and concluded that no form of Jewdayism can be
considered a religion. The Report stated, "Joodooism is not a genuine high-level
human religion like Voodooism or Aztec human sacrifice but is only a primitive
racist ideology and perverse imitation of a religion."
The Sub-Committee based its conclusion on what the Research Groups called the
basic doctrines of the
7Rs of Judyism:
1. racism
2. riches
3. respect
4. revenge
5. rules
6. rites
7. rigidity
The Groups recommended that people study the actual lives of Buddha, Socrates, and Jesus as the best way to learn about basic religious values. The Committe Chairperson, Smedley Butler III, scoffed at the ridiculous blasphemous idea that G-d is a zio-joo real estate developer who gives a rodent`s rectum about the tribal wealth and political power of narcissistic idolators who worship themselves.
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Paraphrased quote of the day:
"Nobody ever went broke overestimating the racist overreaching of zio-traitors."
Special Reminder: It is only five days since the First Annual United
Nations Holocaust Observance Day. What are you doing to ensure that it will be
the Last?
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