5 February 2015

NACKTBADEN: FOG [Foreign Occupied Germany]

The "Nudist Colonies and the End of the Holocaust" Conference of European Sociologists opens next week in the small North Sea beach town of Nacktbaden. Klaus Kleiderhassen is the director of the area's most prestigious nudist camp and explained the background of the unusual conference. In the early 1990s it seems Germany's Foreign Occupation Government started to prudishly pressure the camps and was sending spies and provocateurs to masquerade as sincere skinny dippers. The nudist colonies countered by setting up a complication system of shibboleths to test applicants' sincerity.

Gerhart Gerngucken devised the strategy of testing prospective entrants' attitudes to the holocaust. Soon -quite by accident- the colonies were only admitting people willing to risk expressing open contempt for the hoaxoco$t. That was a virtual guarantee that no government spies could slip into the colonies undetected. And that in turn started a virtuous circle of holocaust contempt leading to admission into the skinny dippers' inner circle to more contempt, so that the avantgarde life style of society's freest spirits became indentified with holocaust contempt.

Thousands of young Germans who had gotten sick of being hosed down with the criminally enforced hoaxocost lies suddenly developed a lively interest in nudist colonies because such places had become a rare sphere of free speech in an otherwise desert-like holocaust obsessed public sphere. Berta Badennixe explained that the old saying, "The emperor has no clothes," was used as a double entendre to mean not only that the nudists were emperors compared to the "hoi polloi" whose brains had been fully hoaxoco$tofried but to emphasize the "hoax" in hoaxoco$t.

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TEHERAN-BERLIN-NEW YORK: A diverse group of scholars and activists is planning to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the 2006 International Televised Conference held in Teheran. That conference played a key role in waking up the "American street" to the "hoax" in hoaxoco$t and ending the ZOG [Zionist Occupation Government]. Ernst Zündel, currently Germany's Minister for the Promotion and Protection of Basic Honesty, explained. "Back in 2005 when there first was talk of having the Teheran conference, the zio-holocaustomaniacs went berserk and demanded that Iran be nuked for holocaust denial. The Chicago Tribune, a zio-gutter rag, even mockingly challenged the revisionists to study the moving testimony of Alley Weasel and the bogus works of Raul Hilberg and invite those twin brain farters of the 'Auschwitz Lie' to Teheran."

It turned out that Weasel and Hilberg were not only invited but were offered generous stipends and an all expenses paid junket to present their viewpoints and like...put up or shut up. The faithful sheep of the Church of the Holocaust were delighted that Weasel-Hilberg would finally -like Moses and Aaron of old- confound the modern Pharoah in the person of the G-dless holocaust denying Iranian President who had started the whole brouhaha.

The truly raptured up of the hoaxoco$t faithful imagined G-d smiting the first born of every household in Iran and branding the brows of the survivors with the sign of the holocaust denier, today's mark of Cain. Imagine trying to get a job interview in today's globalized economy with a huge red "HD" burned right into the middle of your forehead! However, the less vengeful among the holyhoax sheep fancied all of Iran abandoning Islam and rushing headlong into the new slave cult of holocaustinanity and covering the entire land with holocaust museums, memorials, libraries, institutes, discos, souvenir shops, arm tatoo parlors, whatever.

So what happened? The Weasel-Hilberg pair hemmed and hawed but it was clear from the start that these two fakers would never enter a rational dialogue The wanted only a one-way pseudo-religious monologue in which folks only suck up the lies they peddle. So they forfeited the debate and the toxic fumes of history's filthiest blood libel slowly evaporated.

 

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