January 9, 2015

Manhattan (UAssA): The ADL [America's Defamation League] has just officially announced that the holocaust was in fact "the hoax of the century." At the news conference Abe Foxy, the head honcho defamator, admitted that the Awshucks fable was a filthy blood libel but claimed that Gentiles had made up the tale to discredit joos. Abe explained how the Soviet, American, and British governments pushed the groundless fable to distract attention from their own far worse crimes. Abe laid out the details of the auntie-Semenators vicious three-stage strategy which we quote verbatim because of its historical importance. Foxy Abe's words:

"First stage: the auntie-semenists in the three Allied governments got Gentiles to pretend to be Jews, e.g. Ilya Ehrenberg's real name was Sum Yung Guy, a Chinaman pretending to be a Jew. There were lots of others.

Second stage: These fake joos made outrageous statements like 'The Germans murdered 28 million, 20 million, 16 million, 8 million, whatever Jews.' They would start out with a really high number and do a sort of market research to see what the gullibles would swallow. If the number looked too outrageous, they would lower it. But it was agreed that 6,000,000 would be the absolutely lowest friggin' limit becaue a 1938 Orson Welles' movie, 'War of the Worlds,' had Martians gassing 6,000,000. Many 'boobi americani' went berserk at Welles' fictional 6,000,000 so those anti-Semitists planned to duplicate the hysteria with another fictional 6,000,000 gassed.

Third stage: Then simple and honest joos like Sly Weaselthal, Alley Weasel, and yours truly innocently bought into the "6,000,000 joos into the valley of death" bullshit.

At first, we all felt terribly ashamed upon learning that 6M went sheep-like into huge micro-wave ovens. You know, like right out of Isaiah or Daniels' fiery furnace immemorialized by Mahalia Jackson. All Jews began to be ashamed of speaking Yiddish. We wanted to be tough. But then we discovered that the goyim themselves felt guilty about the bullshit their own elite was spreading, that they would give up free weapons to kill defenseless Arabs, and Hey! we started to feel real good. Yeah, it was a great life and wonderful to take real revenge on defenseless Arabs for imaginary German crimes against really cowardly Joos.

But the goyim changed, excrement hit the fan, and hoaxoco$t went up in smoke. Then we realized the goyim had set a crap trap for us. But no problem! If anyone accuses us of anything or even opens their trap, we play our all-powerful card:

'Shut up, you anti-Semitist!'"

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DWS paraphrased quote of the day:

"Draw me a picture of the Bergen-Belch-Burp homocidal gas chamber capable of micro-waving 2,000 people per hour! You can't draw one? Then shut the friggin' up!"

[Reworded from Dr. Robert Faurisson.]