News Flashes Back from the Future

January 18, 2015

BERLIN-JERUSALEM: The Berlin Holocaust Memorial (constructed in 2005) is being dismantled and the granite blocks transported to Palestine to be used in the construction of a Nakhba Memorial commemorating the zio-joodaic attempt to exterminate the Palestinian people.

A German government spokeswoman indicated that it was fortunate that the Berlin memorial consisted only of granite blocks laid out on the ground. She stated, "Back in 2005 people must have had an inkling that the absolute evil of the holocaust was really just the absolute bullshit of the hoaxoco$t so they wanted to make it easy to disassemble the whole hoax and let it disappear into the night once the whole scam went up in smoke."

The Berlin municipal director of sanitation and public health was relieved that Berlin was to be relieved of the eyesore because vagrants relieve themselves on it and have turned it into world history`s largest open-air toilet. However, Martin Waltzer pointed out that many Germans deliberately went out of their way and sought out the Hoaxoco$t Stonehenge imitation to relieve their bladders, bowels, and belligerence on the most visible and repugnant sign of the HOG [holocaust obsessed Germany]lie.

Rita Sauerpuss, the spokesjoo for Berlin`s elite jewry, regretted that joos had not understood from the start that the holocaust fable was a lie made up by anti-Semenists to discredit joos. She commented, "Who could have possibly believed that such a profitable and interesting story would turn out to be an empty, filthy blood libel? But, unfortunately, it was and we hope that nobody has any hard feelings."

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NEW YORK: The American Guild of Actors has filed a class action lawsuit against Claude Lanzman in the name of German, Polish, and Jewish actors who claim they were not properly compensated for their acting roles in the mega-schlock hoaxoco$t melodrama, Shoah Business. Apparently Lanzman had sworn the actors to secrecy about the payments to cover up the fact that Shoah Business was no more realistic than a Bugs Bunny flick.

The actors charged that Lanzman had told them it was a win-win deal but had deceived them into a lose-lose trap. If they opened their mouth and spilled the beans, they would not be paid. Lanzman angrily counter-charged, "They shot off their mouth, so they do not get paid." But the actors` lawyers counter-argue that Lanzman all along planned the "secrecy clause" as an excuse not to pay them despite the horrendous profits from Shoah Business. It seems Abba Eban was right in saying, "There`s no business like `Shoah Business`" Not just the money but especially the deceit!

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ATHENS-TEHERAN: Christian Greek Orthodox and Islamic Iranian leaders recently celebrated the 10th anniversary of their cooperative efforts for Christian-Islamic reconciliation. Interestingly enough, the reconciliation movement grew out of a nasty exchange in early 2006 over the Iranian President`s remark: "The holocaust is a myth." The Athenian Academy of Ancient Greek Language and Culture vigorously objected to calling the holocaust a myth. Its spokesperson, Aristotle Agathos, said, "The holocaust is the filthiest blood libel in human history and not any kind of an ennobling instructive myth like, for example, the Oedipus saga or the magnificent Euripadeespants, Eumeanadees dramas. The holocaust is not a myth! It`s bullshit."

At that time, the Greek Patriarch immediately recognized how Prof. Agathos had misunderstood the Iranian President and moved to contain the damage by issuing an official statement, "Anyone with his cranium and rectum properly wired together understands that the President of Iran knows that the holyhoax is a crock of horsey doo-doo and that as the head of an important nation he had to use restrained, diplomatic, and euphemistic language. We Christian Greeks must use his courageous and honest statement as an occasion to end Christian support for zio-Judaism`s war on Islam."

Iranian mullahs were delighted that at least one Christian leader had deholyhoaxotoxified himself enough to see through zio-Judaic deceit. And that is how Christian-Islamic inter-religious reconciliation began and zio-Judaism ended.